more funny conversations

this transpired between my 10yr old niece & i. i was stretching my arms out & she saw my tummy. my stretch-marky tummy.

niece: aunty, i can see your perut.

me: ok.

niece: aunty, why is your perut like that? (i think she was referring to the stretch marks).

me: because i had a baby.

niece: but aunty. mama also had a baby but why her perut lagi buruk? (lucky my sister didn’t hear it).

me: muahahahaha… cos she had two babies. i’ve only had one.

my mom: grandma’s perut LAGI buruk.

my dad: grandpa’s stomach very nice (lifting his t-shirt to show a very round smooth tummy).

everyone: hihihihi…