funny conversations

1. this was a conversation between my 4yr old niece & her mom:

mom (muttering under breath): buduh bah daddy kau! (your dad is stupid!)

ketot: mummy, kau tidak bulih cakap macam tu!! (mummy you cant speak like that!!)

mum: kanapa pulak? (why not?)

ketot: kau tidak bulih panggil daddy sia buduh. dia kau punya husband. kamu sudah bernikah! (you cannot call my dad stupid. he is your husband. you are married).

mum: aik, mana lagi kau belajar ni bernikah?? (where did you learn about this?)

ketot: dari tv lah!!


2. this was a conversation between my parents:

mum (pointing to dads big tummy): kau tinguk kau punya perut tu!! (lookit your tummy!!)

dad: kanapa? kici sikit sija dari kau punya. (why? its only slightly smaller than yours.)